Wed 21 May 2008
Perhaps you’ve got something other than the election on your mind today.
I do but I don’t have time to write about it just now.
It concerns the raccoons. They’re back… and this time, it’s personal.
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May 21st, 2008 at 8:14 am
Sorry about the raccoons…
Any idea where one can locate local election results?
May 21st, 2008 at 8:29 am
Did we have an election in White County yesterday? Apparently The Daily Citizen failed to notice.
I know a local citizen that has removed 21 raccoons so far. Good luck!
May 21st, 2008 at 8:39 am
“May 12th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Las Vegas sets the over/under for your next raccoon story [FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!] at 2.5 weeks.”
Next time, ladies and gentlemen, take the under.
May 21st, 2008 at 8:56 am
http://artofmanliness.com/2008/05/14/100-must-read-books-the-essential-mans-library/
Teddy Roosevelt dominates this list. I’ve read 23 of them, and my favorite one on the list is probably East of Eden, though I think that Treasure Island and Call of the Wild are both more manly.
May 21st, 2008 at 10:13 am
I told you the word was out about the buffet on your carport. Be glad they’re not gators! They seem to be bolder all the time down here.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/community/news/kissimmee/orl-advnotes08apr24,0,3793446.story
May 21st, 2008 at 10:16 am
Proverbial Johnny was puzzled and asked his mother about his confusion over the mother of Jesus. “Was it the Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?”
May 21st, 2008 at 11:15 am
I udderstan ya hav a situation wif sum rackoons ya know the furry tail things wif the fur and all. I gotta a solution that entails a nonrefundable downpayment fur yer problem..if you know what I mean…let me know if yuz innerested in these problums to go away permanent like…
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May 21st, 2008 at 1:34 pm
ME,
I can’t be sure, but it may be illegal to trap and remove raccoons. The reason is that many of them may have rabies, and thus in some jurisdictions, it is illegal to relocate them.
You might want to get some help in this matter. Just call me at my office, and we’ll set up a consultation.
(Seriously, though. You might want to check on that.)